Grass Inc. (SMOKE TIL IT COMES OUT OF YOUR EARS !)

  "WHAT"?  - Exactly.

 Marijuana - pot - joints - doobies -bongs - weed - reefer - grass. The names for pot are endlessly creative. Of course, the grass term does date me. Back to the 70's baby ! Groovy, far-out, outtasight, dig it ! Yeah, ok, I get it, I'm old. But I can still bring it ! Flower power ! Hippy ! No ! Stop ! In the name that is all holy, stop ! Ok, reset, ready set go go go ! the 21st century, yes !

 The pot thing. Big business. And the push to legalize. Yes, for medicinal purposes, sure. From vending machines as coffee or candy bars. Going to the pot store for a lid like going to Starbuck's or 7-11 for a gallon of milk. Supersize me ! Grande ! Special herbs and spices. All sorts of extras. Paraphernalia, 1 hitters, bowls, @ hookahs. Don't forget the 3 foot bong! (Great for car trips. Been there. done that. We were such idiots!). 

  Before we go any further we need to get this out. (and this is just me). If you are a grown man over the age of 21 and you still smoke grass, you are, I believe the technical term is an idiot. There is no wiggle room. This is the official medical, legal, and psychiatric opinion. I get a teenager gettin into pot( young, impressionable, and stupid). Been there myself. But over the age of 21? Come on ! Really? This is your life? You got the time to be a pothead? Walkin around stoned everyday? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ! 
  Do you not have responsibilities in your life when you need the full capacity of your brain ? If you smoke "the wacky tobbacky" probably not. How about keeping a roof over your head? No. What about college? How can you study and be high? Job? How can you do your job and be high? GIVE ME A BREAK!
  You are now officially a burnout. A pothead! Addicted! Good for you! Way to go ! Make mommy @ daddy proud!  Congratulations ! Quite the achievement.

   BE PROUD BE HAPPY SMOKE MORE!

 A grown man over 21 and a pothead. 1 word comes to mind, LOSER, PATHETIC!(ok, 2 words). As an adult you cannot be taken seriously. And this crap makes you happy? This is no way to go through life. Sometimes, you just gotta grow up. Time to be a man so start acting like one.Take responsibility for your own life. Or not. Let momma @ papa pay the bills. Keep a roof over your head? Career? Education? Law abiding citizen? Any of this ringing a bell? No, didn't think so. Last I checked you can still be busted for pot, but who gives a rat's ass bout that. 

 I see your  future. Stay on this path @ when you are 40, you will be residing in your parent's basement. Perhaps upgrade to the garage!  Maybe even a part-time job at 7-11 serving slurpees! And pot will not be a problem for you. This is a promise. A guarantee. Well done.
 Potheads believe grass is harmless @ non-addictive. "Better than being a drunk", right? Of course these people smoke everyday @ do not have a problem. Justification baby! An addict can justify anything. Even if grass was legal, why in the name of God would I want to? Get the hell out. Ridiculous way of life. You disagree? Good, go ahead, smoke more. Double your intake, life is short. "right dude!" "What?" "Yeah" "Twinkees" Stop, this is killin me. 
 Absurd-hilarious-pathetic all at the same time. A smoke filled brain. Who doesn't want that?

 CONSEQUENCES OF LONG-TERM POT ABUSE;
 #1 - Frying your brain cells. Go talk to a doctor #2 - You stink! The smell is disgusting. Love the skunk? You walk into a room @ the entire room smells like a fucking skunk! And who doesn't want to smell like a skunk? (The ladies dig it!). #3 - You can still be busted. Forget that part, did ya? #4- You are now a member of The A-D-D Generation. What? Exactly. 

FYI - This from a lecture from the great Dr. Richard Ready himself. About as respected an expert on addiction as you can ever find. He work at Hinsdale Hospital @ The New Day Center. Check out a lecture if possible. Highly recommended. A side-effect of smoking grass in teenage boys is that they develop breasts. No lie. Seems like a joke. Can you imagine the terrible psychological effect this would have on a kid? Devastating!

  BUT MARIJUANA IS HARMLESS RIGHT? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!

The pot being smoked today is way different than the pot your parents smoked. Pot farmers all over the globe are adding chemicals to their plants which make the reefer much stronger and much more highly addictive. True. Pot nowadays is much like any hardcore drug. In the same vain as vicadin, crack, X, heroin, or whatever. The reefer addict will disagree, of course. It's what you do. Think again.

  Smokin in the 70's @ I would know. We got high. We would laugh til we peed ourselves. Listen to music. And eat! Mostly. We would watch Saturday Night Live and pee again(figuratively). Smoke and listen to Rush, Led Zeppelin, @ Pink Floyd. Then came the munchies! The late nite runs to White Castle(cuz the only time White Castle is appetizing is when you're stoned!). These are the registered facts of millions in the 1970's. Admit it.

TODAY-21st Century reefer addicts have a complete @ total personality change. Just like snortin coke. It's that drastic. They become edgy. Amped up. So not cool. No fun. No laughs. No rockin. Nothing mellow. A big time drag. Hardcore drug all the way. 
 The smoker will disagree. Propaganda I've heard. Ok, smoke more! You do not smoke enuf! You can do better. Do not cut yourself short. Smoke til it comes out of your ears! Good for you. Prove me wrong. Happy for you. Congratulations. And I do not want to be anywhere near you.
 ENJOY YOUR PARENT'S GARAGE!

  Sobriety rocks! I so love being clean @ sober! 18+ years @ it never gets old. There is nothing on this planet like it. Everything is better. Life is better. Food is better. Sober concerts are out-the-park! Sober sex ! Sweet Mother of God! And if this is not motivation enuf, God help you. I'll say a prayer for your parents. Unless, of course, they are gettin high right along with you.

ps; When stoned Led Zeppelin @ Pink Floyd rule. When straight, they suck!

PEACE @ LOVE - LBOH ! DIG IT !  fw

QUOTE; "But it is clear that we made our own misery. God didn't do it. Avoid then, deliberate manufacture of misery . . .".
         from the book "ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS" - p. 133

 SONG; "Down to Seeds @ Stems Again Blues" by Commander Cody @ His Lost Planet Airmen  
 Just about the saddest damn song I ever heard. But that's where it goes.