Sunday, August 16, 2015

SHITZ @ GIGGLES(not just an expression, but a way of life!)

  someone who knew what they were talking about recently told me, "life is short and we need to go insanely happy". i like that. this is something i can work with. i get the drift, the underlying tone. subliminal yet effective. and anytime you want me to shut the hell just say, SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!

YES, once again, it is my favorite time of the month, yes you guessed right, it's shitz @ giggles time !!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE     everybody, one more time, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !! tell me that was not fun. you feelin me ? you dig where i'm comin from? and if you do, may god have mercy on your soul. and if you have a clue, send it right over ! PLEASE !! HELP! THIS IS ALL ONE BIG CRY FOR HELP ANYWAYS !! (is it anyway or do u prefer anyways?).

SHITZ @ GIGGLES - old TV characters ? no. a way of life that is way underrated. this is a personal philosophy of mine that all of you out there in self-help land really should embrace.  fun friendship activities include CAT BUNGY CORD JUMPING FROM YOUR BALCONY (no worries activists, katz sportin protective headgear). safe and fun for the whole family. grand papa always wets his pants with this one !! a corker it is !! very therapeutic, a stress reducer, cuz too much stress is a killer. i don't have to tell u.  if nothing else, i am here to help. a giver am i. 

SUMMER FUN WINDY CITY 
  the music scene has been one blockbuster after the next. 

PAUL McCARTNEY - 73 and still killing it ! the greatest rockstar of all time !!

U2  - 5 nights at United Center !!! Huge act these guys.

GRATEFUL DEAD - 50 years later this band is now mainstream! did u think you'd live long enuf to see this? Me either. 

but you guys know me, THE SMASHING PUMPKINS, which i have never seen. stop, i weep, ok, good cry. Billy where have you gone? just in town at Northerly Island. brand new facility. with Marilyn Manson(YIKES !). Was just listening to Siamese Dream, @ Hummer, a masterpiece !

SPORTS -

yes, again, that time of year for your asshole chicago bears !! an embarrassment unlike this town has ever seen, no? unless you want to talk about the greatest all time loser chicago cubs. The accomplishment of these sorry assholes is a feat that will never ever be matched. i spit on cal ripken! 1908 BABY @ counting ! this machine cannot be stopped ! NO! not even by the south side losers, whose accomplishments are 2nd to none, except for the a fore mentioned losers above. baseball windy city, unlike anything any where! CAN WE FINALLY SHIP THESE JOKERS THE HELL OUT OF HERE? 

back to our pigskin losers jokers bears. jon fox baby yes we are on our way. where did they find this retread? denver just canned his ass. but do not fear cuz we still got the biggest joke loser candyass QB, yes, #6 is still here. 7 seasons now with this asshole ! 7! what in the name of god did this clown do to deserve his huge salary? he stinks - he has no balls - he has no brains ! he is a loser - so lets make him the highest paid player in the league !! who is running the bears? oh yes, the mcCaskey  family(spell check name). enuf said here. Hoping bears lose every fucking game they play!!!  

But no worries, yes hockey season right round the corner. Blackhawks get 2 months off now. I don't think the hockey season is long enuf. 1 month off is plenty. extend the season to year round be ridiculous right? 11 months sounds right.
Bulls not long now. I have not watched a chicago bulls basketball game since MJ was still on the team. kinda proud o this.

College - sadly collegiate sports has been cancelled in the entire state of illinois.  just when the fighting illini were all getting paroled ! tough luck this one. No more baseball, hockey, basketball, nor football. maybe it's the grass, or the air. BRING BACK CHIEF ILLINIWIK(spell check). this must be it ! the curse of chief illiniwik(spell check). ever since the politically incorrect assholes fired the chief on a blatant act of racism against the american indians(shame on these assholes). collegiate sports in illinois has totally sucked !!! you would think in this day and age that we as a society have gotten beyond this level of pure racism! the chief never hurt nobody ! 
  SERIOUS 1 SECOND - the assholes who shitcanned the chief, you need to kill yourselves. jump into a river. you are a waste of humanity !!!

 I feel you pulling away from me. This is America dammit! Freedom of speech and all that crap yes ! Men have died for this liberty ! so don't go there !
 You're all lining up now. come after me. yes, i am what's wrong with the world. But I know, our commander(Chairman O) will protect my rights ! We both chicagoans, brothers. yes, come after me for i am an easy target. Being of polish russian german catholic and jewish ancestry. i got it all baby !

shitz @ giggles - I can never get enuf !!!

 summer almost over, enjoy, I love my city !!!!world's biggest playground,

                                     peace @ love, we are all brothers and sisters !!
                                                              FW Roman

2 Comments:

At August 16, 2015 at 3:48 PM , Blogger Painter C said...

Love this Roman. You had me cracking up! Nobody spells it out like you.
Can't wait for the next one!

 
At December 25, 2023 at 6:45 PM , Blogger fw roman said...

Painter C - are you still out there ? if yes, contact me at email - wojciechowskiroman89@gmail.com

 

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