THE HUMJOB-(a song that sucks so bad, you cannot get it out of your head, ever!)
"God is happiest when His children are at play".
A quote stolen from the film, THE LEGEND OF BAGGER VANCE. Directed by Bob Redford, starring Will Smith, Matt Damen, @ Charlize Theron(va va va boom! baby !). A golf film that has nothing to do with golf. Many progs saw this as stereotypically racist to Will Smith's character Bagger Vance. Albeit, alas, @ all that shit, the progs are typically wrong, again(redundant). Bagger is an angel. A guardian angel sent to bring Ranolph Junah(Damen), back to the light of life, after suffering PTSD as a result of combat during WWI.
Best line - "You are not alone. I been here all along".
Shivers.
LET'S PLAY !!!
The Humjob -
Some definitions of these gut wrenching songs.
Songs banned by the Geneva Convention as a form of torture.
Songs that make you want to grab a gun @ blow your fucking brains out!
Grab a bucket and puke!
Get a pen @ shove it in your eye!
Bang your head into a brick wall.
Induce diarrhea.
Jump out of a window!
Pull your hair out.
Induce irreversible insanity.
Make me curl up in a dark closet @ weep.
These are just some of the side-effects incurred from long term exposure of this plague.
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The Criteria-(as determined by me @ my team of monkeys)
Songs from rock-n-roll history. Must be a popular song by a famous artist. Song known thru out the world. Standing the test of time, some for decades. Getting worse as a progressive disease eating away at your internal organs. As drug addiction/alcoholism getting more ugly, vile, disgusting, pathetic with the years of abuse taking their toll. Symptoms include rapid aging, premature balding but clinging to long hair at the ears and back of the neck. Not attractive, no.
As Bill Wilson wrote of alcoholism, these songs are cunning, baffling, powerful. Once inside our psyches, extremely difficult to exorcise. Call the Pope kinda stuff. These songs, just as a virus, as an opposing rebel force going unheeded, the consequences are horrific. Leaving a legacy of burnt out mid-age dork white people. I shudder ! Only getting worse with time, becoming more @ more Howard Hughes like, infecting both men @ women.
Scary stuff here. Unless you are one of the eternally doomed already, for there are many, they are called Legion.
KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM THESE SONGS !
Children are pure @ innocent, do not subject them to this horror. Shelter them, love them. Love can be difficult, I do know how it is, but what choice do we have. Do not allow this disease to ruin their lives as it has ruined countless others who listen to The Drive(97.1 fm) @ The Loop(97.9 fm). So sad. So sick. It's a disease for Christ's sake ! Once infected, the vast majority never recover for the infected have no clue how sick, mentally ill, @ lame they actually are. It's not their fault !
Maybe it is, so to hell with 'em!
IS THERE NO HOPE ?
No, there is no hope. These ones live breath die as if it were 1977. 40 years later, 40!, these MFers are still jamming to the same crap!
YEAH MAN, MELLONCAMP KICKS IT !
Decade after decade, the men cling to scraps of hair on their heads. Now elderly, the wear @ tear are as scars on their souls @ face as a terrible acne problem(Clearasil !). Slow speech, many pauses @ then ADD. Then they can't shut the hell up !. Diggin it ! Rockin out to the cool cool songs of The Nuge(Ted Nugent). Wango Tango Or Cat's Scratch Fever ! AAAUUURRRGGGHHH !!!!
STOP THE MADNESS !!
I realize I am painting an ugly picture of this disease. Brutal, yes. Albeit, honest @ fair. Reality ain't for cissys.
MORE SYMPTOMS -
The infected well beyond mid-age, still living with mom @ dad. Smoke pot(a lot of pot). Hooked on pharmacuticals. As a youth, they played lots of frisbee, tho not so much any longer. Most are wheelchair @ walker bound, not being able to keep from peeing in their pants. Beat up. Given up. Clinging to the hopeless dreams of the 60's @ 70's. Never realizing we are 4 decades removed. So sad, for they know not what they do. Clueless, no inkling as to how pathetic their taste in music really is.
I SAY NO MORE ! STOP THE MADNESS !
These ones are too far gone for redemption. There is no hope. Before this plague spreads further, they all should be rounded up, put into bags, leave them on some deserted island thus leaving the rest of civilized society alone !
I say enuf ! Fight back ! Back to reality - to the light - to the good. Back to 2017. Current - the power of now ! Accepting the fact that the pot-laced songs of the 70's rock is long long gone. Back to spirituality. Spirituality being a commitment to reality.
DEAR LORD @ SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST, PLEASE SAVE US FROM THIS SCOURGE, FROM THIS VERMIN ! THIS PLAGUE MUST STOP !
BTW - Jesus is a rockstar ! I thought you should know.
FIRST WE PURGE -
Then we go forward, not looking back. We become lighter, less burdened, effervescent even. The creases on our foreheads smooth out. Breath a breath of fresh air. Food tastes better. Sex begins to kick ass. We become healthy, more attractive. Getting further @ further away from the cellar dweller cave look. The beer-gut, monster thighs, spill over love handles, @ the man-boobs magically disappear. The cost of this new freedom, the new world ? Remove the shackles of 1978 !
1) - NO DRUGS - No prescription meds. No crack. No pot. Booze only in moderation.
2) - EXERCISE - A brand new invention. Run-stretch-lift weights. Lay off Portillo's !
3) - SAY NO TO STARBUCKS - They have ruined America.
4) - SAY NO TO CONCERTS COSTING MORE THAN $50 - This is a biggy.
Best concerts are dirt cheap. LOCAL H - $5, CANDLEBOX - $5, THE LEMONHEADS - free, Cracker - cost a parking fee. Radical but it can be done. Bet most of youze never heard of these bands. So sad. Point being, there is a way out ! People, the infected need to know they have a disease. Most needing heavy doses of electro-shock therapy, but they can get better. With time, due diligence, willingness, @ frontal lobotomies, there is a bright side. For they have no clue, none, how embarrassingly pathetic they truly are. These poor people, Jesus called them the meek. And yes, they have inherited this planet.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Metallica - $150/ticket. $6 cups of water. FUCK YOU !
TOOL - $165/ticket. I love love love Tool, but nevertheless - FUCK YOU !
The list is endless. Perhaps I have been chosen? Or a messenger, just as the Archangel Gabriel? Or, is there hope after all? Don't you crave to be hip? Be amongst the cool? Be current, living in the now?
Or, do you not have the ballz to recover?
Sad , but true(BOO YA!). Metallica, sorry stoners. 50 somethings hanging on to their teenage angst. This band is an embarrassment to the great pure world of what ROCK-n-ROLL is all about. Put them in a bag @ beat them with a baseball bat as the great Deacon Jones would say.
Heard Local H killed it tho. This band, wicked. Rather see Local H than Lars, James, Kirk any day of the week! Ever see Some Kind of Monster ? DON'T. When did these guys lose their ballz? After 1997, this band PATHETIC ! Load @ Reload, sperm as an LP cover ? Really? Art? Malcontent juvenile delinquent shit, this. Best LP cover all-time - London Calling by The Clash ! That's what I'm talkin' bout !
The Memory Remains, with Marianne Faithful? STOP! Can't go on!
The live disc, S @ M, playing with a full symphony? Fuck Fuck Fuck me! Heavy metal @ a symphony do not mix!
Is this band in the hall of fame? KICK THEM OUT!
I digress, need to breath. Jesus loves me. @ is with me now! I am never alone.
The Humjob List - let us begin. Back to reality. The list is endless, progressive, changeable, depending on any given day or my particular state of insanity. Thank God I am sane! Thank you therapist, sobriety, God in Heaven @ in my heart, my Lord @ savior Jesus Christ. For we all know, Jesus was, and is always, the 1st rockstar !
GO !!!!
#34 - The Memory Remains, by Metallica
This song is a cross between a bad LSD trip @ high school. Horrific with a bitter after taste.
#33 - Fame, by Ziggy Stardust himself, David Bowie
Why, in the name of God, is this song a hit? AWFUL. Recently deceased, so I will cut some slack. No, I must stay in reality.
#32 - Cat Scratch Fever, The Nuge
Nobody with an ounce of sanity @ decency can listen to this utter crap. Ted needs to be put into a bag @ thrown into a river.
#31 - Won't Back Down, by Tom Petty
who happens to be in The Windy City tonight. Symmetry. Is it just me, or does TP come across like he has smoked a lot of pot? Not sayin', just sayin'. But this song, come on man! ENUF!
#30 - Alone, by Heart
Where is my gun? Chester has 2, call papa! Bucket time. I am legitimately embarrassed for this band. Great suicide song tho! So you got that going for you now.
#29 - I Want To Know What Love Is by Foreigner That's it ! I am running to the nearest train tracks @ lying down. Really? This a huge hit. Yes, the devil exists. My ears bleed.
#28 - Walk On The Wild Side by Lou Reed
OH MAN ! This a huge it ! This one makes me homicidal. NO, please, no more! Way Way Way overrated. They got maybe 2 decent songs, maybe. But this stinks.
#27 - TRUE COLORS, byCyndy Lauper
Really? People are gonna die! Today! Torture. Stop, I can't take it. I give, I give. White flag. Mercy.
#26 - I BEG YOU FOR MERCY by Rod Stewart
once this song infiltrates your brain, you are doomed for 3 days! i gotta puke. Rod, why? you tryin' to embarrass yourself? fuck me! i've seen rod 3 times.
#25 - THE NIGHT CHICAGO DIED by Paper Lace
given enuf air time, this city would rip itself to pieces. this song, radio station that plays it, or rock collection on TV needs to be destroyed. the damage done is immense. i will never be the same.
#24 - EMOTIONAL RESCUE by The Stones
i need to walk away. see my therapist. what in the name of the good Lord were these guys doing during the writing @ recording of this pile of crap? Bad tidings, darkness fell. The Stones as a band, officially died. The last 4 decades, not relevant. relics.
#23 - I LOVE ROCK-n-ROLL by Joan Jett
hide the sharp objects. Why is this song a hit? if you like this song, you need to go away, end it. release yourself from this misery. you have suffered enuf.
#22 - WITCHY WOMAN by The Eagles
Really? pick any song by this band, so overrated. Price to see this band? give me a fucking break. Don Henley, Glen Frey ? this madness has gone on long enuf. so bad, LOL, a joke.
#21 - PAPA DON'T PREACH - Madonna
stop, just stop! this broad taught the young girls of America it is ok to be a tramp. so popular, awful.
#20 - LIVE TO TELL by Madonna
not to be out done by herself, ya, give me a gun. so lame, so serious, hilarious ! and the video? beginning of the end, done, next !
#19 - ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL by Pink Floyd
HATE hate fucking hate this song! The whole LP stinks. This LP, Pink Floyd was done. take the social political commentary somewhere else. this their most played LP on fm radio. I'm jumpin' out a window. drugs are bad. no more. what does this say about us as a people? stop the world, i wanna get off.
#18 - ONE OF THESE DAYS, by Foo Fighters
i'm gonna go kill myself all-time great! love Dave Grohl, but come on man! life is for the living. bucket song at it's finest.
#17 - YOU CAN"T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT, by The Stones
yep, i hear this one more time, people will die. chorus in background, aaauuurrrggghhh! drugs, very prophetic, this. mick, the philosopher. 50 years later, still played on fm radio. why? why? not one good reason. FUCK ME!
#16 - TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS, by Styx
tommy shaw with the lead on this one. the video, the madness. dennis deyoung being the most masculine in this one. shaw, the guy with the hair, @ jumpsuit ! ridiculous, beyond. this has left a scar on my soul @ psyche. and you wonder why i am in therapy.
#15 - MR. ROBOTO, by Styx
i can't ! please ! i can't go on! you must! i won't! you will! last conversation between me @ therapist. i am wounded.
Res pit - my central nervous system is shot. BP, HR, skyrocketing. i am afraid. the horror. nite mares, help me. for it only gets worse, never better. the progressiveness of this disease. i must face my fears. i am scared, however, i am never alone. JC is with me now! COOL.
#14 - WALK THIS WAY, by Aerosmith with RDMC
i want to find steve tyler @ punch him out. slap him with the back of the hand. is there no decency? honor? loyalty to the fans that made you a millionaire? shame! a pox on you steve tyler. i realize you did a lot of drugs, nevertheless.
#13 - HANDLE WITH CARE, by Travelling Wilburys
george harrison, dead. roy orbison, dead. geoff lynne, it does not matter. tom petty, almost dead. coincidence? i think not. this song has ruined me. i am not the same. do not listen, just a suggestion. for the sake of your children. you think about them. stop, or jump into a river. either way, spare the children.
WE NOW ENTER THE DEAD ZONE !
#12 - NOTHING COMPARES, by Sinead O'Connor
this song needs to be obliterated from human history. the kicker, a massive hit song! a classic get a gun @ kill yourself song. makes one loath life @ the human race.
#11 - CLAMBAKE, by Elvis
the king of rock-n-roll does not sing fucking clambake. sadly, this man was very sick.
#10 - ROUSTABOUT, by The King
not to be outdone. the king has staying power @ made a ton of $$$ singing this crap. the movies sucked so bad. i can't take it! i need a break. my hands shake, like DTs.
#9 - REVOLUTION #9, by The Beatles
i weep. i am devastated. crushed, morally destitute. the greatest band ever, reduced to this level of indecency. Paul, why? why did you allow yoko @ john to do this? junkies, yes. nevertheless, one cannot argue with insanity, stupid, @ junkies. you lose every time. heartbreaking this. truly bug music by the 4 insects.
WE ARE NOW LEAVING PURGATORY @ ENTERING THE GATES OF HELL.
#8 - DON'T STOP BELIEVING, by Journey
i can't take it! worse than pulling out my fingernails. saw journey in '78 @ believe it or not, they blew away the rolling stones. never was so much said in one sentence. the stones stunk, journey was great. but this, this is evil. i gotta vomit.
#7 - THE WAY WE WERE, by barbara Striesand
rip my hair out! stomach flu, i don't want to die!
#6 - LOVIN-TOUCHIN-SQUEEZIN, by Journey
momma, save me! God/Jesus, help me! i'm falling apart. breakdown, my nerves are shot. i just peed in my pants @ i can't stop.
#5 - WE BUILT THIS CITY, by Jefferson Starship
the world is upside down. bad is good. the meek rule. from the apex(white rabbit), to the bottom of the barrel. i will never recover. how can i go on? hopeless, i am alone. black-cold-empty. Grace, you have killed me.
#4 - ABRACADABRA, by Steve Miller
abra-fucking-kadabra by steve fucking miller! the world is coming to an end. the human race is over. it's time. i see nothing but obliteration as an option. yes, there is evil in this world. this guy, the worst rockstar ever. 2nd to none.
WE HAVE REACHED THE OUTER LIMITS. SAVE YOURSELVES. GET THE WOMEN @ KIDS, CUZ I'M GETTIN' THE HELL OUTTA HERE! i ain't no hero. once you cross this line, there is no going back. you can never be the same.
#3 - ALL OF MY LOVE, by Led Zeppelin
I just shit my pants. the great led zeppelin reduced to this rubble. jimmy, stay off the booze. robert, time to check in. turn in your man card. you have lost your balls. again i say, zeppelin owned the 70's. drugs ruled. if you still are a fan, i suggest jumping into a river. life is too much for you. stop your suffering. it's less painful than this. BTW - Hot Dog, anyone? anyone?
#2 - WONDERWALL, by Oasis
i don't get it, i never will. don't want to. for this is poison. poison to the soul, heart, @ mind. this one will make you ill. this will take years off of your back end. you will welcome death. first comes madness tho. you will want to hurt yourself.
#1 - DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING, by Aerosmith
i hate you steve tyler. you have killed me. you have ruined your legacy, ruined your reputation. no honor, no dignity, a massive disgrace. the worst song ever ever ever! i puke, crap, pee, cry, weep, can't sleep, can't eat. this is evil with an east wind coming. coming to get us all!
congratulations ! stay off the fucking drugs!
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The humjob list evolves as an entity that will not die. A plague that will rise. Fight people, fight the good fight. Do not allow the evil greedy scumbags in music, TV, radio, WWW, destroy all that is good pure God given. The kingdom of heaven starts within. There are good people @ there is great music. Not in the mainstream, for the meek rule. Nevertheless you can find it @ for a lot less money. Listen to your soul, to your heart, for that is where GOD/JESUS-good-love-beauty-joy-fun-reside.
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL,
KEEPING THE HEART OF A CHILD,
ROCK - PEACE - LOVE - LAUGH,
FW Roman
CHAPTER THEME SONG; GIRL, by T. Rex
By the great T. Rex ! Youtube this song live in 1972, sung by the awesome Marc Bolen. Rivetting, stunning, yet so simple, pure straight from the heart. This is what it is all about! Fell in love with this song, I am proud to say, at the age of 10! How fucking cool am I ? Marc Bolen, another truly fabulous rockstar taken way too early by the evil of drug abuse. Heartbreaking to this very day. This performance, this is what a rockstar looks like, is, @ does. CHILLS, ELECTRIFYING !
STOP THE MADNESS !!
I realize I am painting an ugly picture of this disease. Brutal, yes. Albeit, honest @ fair. Reality ain't for cissys.
MORE SYMPTOMS -
The infected well beyond mid-age, still living with mom @ dad. Smoke pot(a lot of pot). Hooked on pharmacuticals. As a youth, they played lots of frisbee, tho not so much any longer. Most are wheelchair @ walker bound, not being able to keep from peeing in their pants. Beat up. Given up. Clinging to the hopeless dreams of the 60's @ 70's. Never realizing we are 4 decades removed. So sad, for they know not what they do. Clueless, no inkling as to how pathetic their taste in music really is.
I SAY NO MORE ! STOP THE MADNESS !
These ones are too far gone for redemption. There is no hope. Before this plague spreads further, they all should be rounded up, put into bags, leave them on some deserted island thus leaving the rest of civilized society alone !
I say enuf ! Fight back ! Back to reality - to the light - to the good. Back to 2017. Current - the power of now ! Accepting the fact that the pot-laced songs of the 70's rock is long long gone. Back to spirituality. Spirituality being a commitment to reality.
DEAR LORD @ SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST, PLEASE SAVE US FROM THIS SCOURGE, FROM THIS VERMIN ! THIS PLAGUE MUST STOP !
BTW - Jesus is a rockstar ! I thought you should know.
FIRST WE PURGE -
Then we go forward, not looking back. We become lighter, less burdened, effervescent even. The creases on our foreheads smooth out. Breath a breath of fresh air. Food tastes better. Sex begins to kick ass. We become healthy, more attractive. Getting further @ further away from the cellar dweller cave look. The beer-gut, monster thighs, spill over love handles, @ the man-boobs magically disappear. The cost of this new freedom, the new world ? Remove the shackles of 1978 !
1) - NO DRUGS - No prescription meds. No crack. No pot. Booze only in moderation.
2) - EXERCISE - A brand new invention. Run-stretch-lift weights. Lay off Portillo's !
3) - SAY NO TO STARBUCKS - They have ruined America.
4) - SAY NO TO CONCERTS COSTING MORE THAN $50 - This is a biggy.
Best concerts are dirt cheap. LOCAL H - $5, CANDLEBOX - $5, THE LEMONHEADS - free, Cracker - cost a parking fee. Radical but it can be done. Bet most of youze never heard of these bands. So sad. Point being, there is a way out ! People, the infected need to know they have a disease. Most needing heavy doses of electro-shock therapy, but they can get better. With time, due diligence, willingness, @ frontal lobotomies, there is a bright side. For they have no clue, none, how embarrassingly pathetic they truly are. These poor people, Jesus called them the meek. And yes, they have inherited this planet.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Metallica - $150/ticket. $6 cups of water. FUCK YOU !
TOOL - $165/ticket. I love love love Tool, but nevertheless - FUCK YOU !
The list is endless. Perhaps I have been chosen? Or a messenger, just as the Archangel Gabriel? Or, is there hope after all? Don't you crave to be hip? Be amongst the cool? Be current, living in the now?
Or, do you not have the ballz to recover?
Sad , but true(BOO YA!). Metallica, sorry stoners. 50 somethings hanging on to their teenage angst. This band is an embarrassment to the great pure world of what ROCK-n-ROLL is all about. Put them in a bag @ beat them with a baseball bat as the great Deacon Jones would say.
Heard Local H killed it tho. This band, wicked. Rather see Local H than Lars, James, Kirk any day of the week! Ever see Some Kind of Monster ? DON'T. When did these guys lose their ballz? After 1997, this band PATHETIC ! Load @ Reload, sperm as an LP cover ? Really? Art? Malcontent juvenile delinquent shit, this. Best LP cover all-time - London Calling by The Clash ! That's what I'm talkin' bout !
The Memory Remains, with Marianne Faithful? STOP! Can't go on!
The live disc, S @ M, playing with a full symphony? Fuck Fuck Fuck me! Heavy metal @ a symphony do not mix!
Is this band in the hall of fame? KICK THEM OUT!
I digress, need to breath. Jesus loves me. @ is with me now! I am never alone.
The Humjob List - let us begin. Back to reality. The list is endless, progressive, changeable, depending on any given day or my particular state of insanity. Thank God I am sane! Thank you therapist, sobriety, God in Heaven @ in my heart, my Lord @ savior Jesus Christ. For we all know, Jesus was, and is always, the 1st rockstar !
GO !!!!
#34 - The Memory Remains, by Metallica
This song is a cross between a bad LSD trip @ high school. Horrific with a bitter after taste.
#33 - Fame, by Ziggy Stardust himself, David Bowie
Why, in the name of God, is this song a hit? AWFUL. Recently deceased, so I will cut some slack. No, I must stay in reality.
#32 - Cat Scratch Fever, The Nuge
Nobody with an ounce of sanity @ decency can listen to this utter crap. Ted needs to be put into a bag @ thrown into a river.
#31 - Won't Back Down, by Tom Petty
who happens to be in The Windy City tonight. Symmetry. Is it just me, or does TP come across like he has smoked a lot of pot? Not sayin', just sayin'. But this song, come on man! ENUF!
#30 - Alone, by Heart
Where is my gun? Chester has 2, call papa! Bucket time. I am legitimately embarrassed for this band. Great suicide song tho! So you got that going for you now.
#29 - I Want To Know What Love Is by Foreigner That's it ! I am running to the nearest train tracks @ lying down. Really? This a huge hit. Yes, the devil exists. My ears bleed.
#28 - Walk On The Wild Side by Lou Reed
OH MAN ! This a huge it ! This one makes me homicidal. NO, please, no more! Way Way Way overrated. They got maybe 2 decent songs, maybe. But this stinks.
#27 - TRUE COLORS, byCyndy Lauper
Really? People are gonna die! Today! Torture. Stop, I can't take it. I give, I give. White flag. Mercy.
#26 - I BEG YOU FOR MERCY by Rod Stewart
once this song infiltrates your brain, you are doomed for 3 days! i gotta puke. Rod, why? you tryin' to embarrass yourself? fuck me! i've seen rod 3 times.
#25 - THE NIGHT CHICAGO DIED by Paper Lace
given enuf air time, this city would rip itself to pieces. this song, radio station that plays it, or rock collection on TV needs to be destroyed. the damage done is immense. i will never be the same.
#24 - EMOTIONAL RESCUE by The Stones
i need to walk away. see my therapist. what in the name of the good Lord were these guys doing during the writing @ recording of this pile of crap? Bad tidings, darkness fell. The Stones as a band, officially died. The last 4 decades, not relevant. relics.
#23 - I LOVE ROCK-n-ROLL by Joan Jett
hide the sharp objects. Why is this song a hit? if you like this song, you need to go away, end it. release yourself from this misery. you have suffered enuf.
#22 - WITCHY WOMAN by The Eagles
Really? pick any song by this band, so overrated. Price to see this band? give me a fucking break. Don Henley, Glen Frey ? this madness has gone on long enuf. so bad, LOL, a joke.
#21 - PAPA DON'T PREACH - Madonna
stop, just stop! this broad taught the young girls of America it is ok to be a tramp. so popular, awful.
#20 - LIVE TO TELL by Madonna
not to be out done by herself, ya, give me a gun. so lame, so serious, hilarious ! and the video? beginning of the end, done, next !
#19 - ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL by Pink Floyd
HATE hate fucking hate this song! The whole LP stinks. This LP, Pink Floyd was done. take the social political commentary somewhere else. this their most played LP on fm radio. I'm jumpin' out a window. drugs are bad. no more. what does this say about us as a people? stop the world, i wanna get off.
#18 - ONE OF THESE DAYS, by Foo Fighters
i'm gonna go kill myself all-time great! love Dave Grohl, but come on man! life is for the living. bucket song at it's finest.
#17 - YOU CAN"T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT, by The Stones
yep, i hear this one more time, people will die. chorus in background, aaauuurrrggghhh! drugs, very prophetic, this. mick, the philosopher. 50 years later, still played on fm radio. why? why? not one good reason. FUCK ME!
#16 - TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS, by Styx
tommy shaw with the lead on this one. the video, the madness. dennis deyoung being the most masculine in this one. shaw, the guy with the hair, @ jumpsuit ! ridiculous, beyond. this has left a scar on my soul @ psyche. and you wonder why i am in therapy.
#15 - MR. ROBOTO, by Styx
i can't ! please ! i can't go on! you must! i won't! you will! last conversation between me @ therapist. i am wounded.
Res pit - my central nervous system is shot. BP, HR, skyrocketing. i am afraid. the horror. nite mares, help me. for it only gets worse, never better. the progressiveness of this disease. i must face my fears. i am scared, however, i am never alone. JC is with me now! COOL.
#14 - WALK THIS WAY, by Aerosmith with RDMC
i want to find steve tyler @ punch him out. slap him with the back of the hand. is there no decency? honor? loyalty to the fans that made you a millionaire? shame! a pox on you steve tyler. i realize you did a lot of drugs, nevertheless.
#13 - HANDLE WITH CARE, by Travelling Wilburys
george harrison, dead. roy orbison, dead. geoff lynne, it does not matter. tom petty, almost dead. coincidence? i think not. this song has ruined me. i am not the same. do not listen, just a suggestion. for the sake of your children. you think about them. stop, or jump into a river. either way, spare the children.
WE NOW ENTER THE DEAD ZONE !
#12 - NOTHING COMPARES, by Sinead O'Connor
this song needs to be obliterated from human history. the kicker, a massive hit song! a classic get a gun @ kill yourself song. makes one loath life @ the human race.
#11 - CLAMBAKE, by Elvis
the king of rock-n-roll does not sing fucking clambake. sadly, this man was very sick.
#10 - ROUSTABOUT, by The King
not to be outdone. the king has staying power @ made a ton of $$$ singing this crap. the movies sucked so bad. i can't take it! i need a break. my hands shake, like DTs.
#9 - REVOLUTION #9, by The Beatles
i weep. i am devastated. crushed, morally destitute. the greatest band ever, reduced to this level of indecency. Paul, why? why did you allow yoko @ john to do this? junkies, yes. nevertheless, one cannot argue with insanity, stupid, @ junkies. you lose every time. heartbreaking this. truly bug music by the 4 insects.
WE ARE NOW LEAVING PURGATORY @ ENTERING THE GATES OF HELL.
#8 - DON'T STOP BELIEVING, by Journey
i can't take it! worse than pulling out my fingernails. saw journey in '78 @ believe it or not, they blew away the rolling stones. never was so much said in one sentence. the stones stunk, journey was great. but this, this is evil. i gotta vomit.
#7 - THE WAY WE WERE, by barbara Striesand
rip my hair out! stomach flu, i don't want to die!
#6 - LOVIN-TOUCHIN-SQUEEZIN, by Journey
momma, save me! God/Jesus, help me! i'm falling apart. breakdown, my nerves are shot. i just peed in my pants @ i can't stop.
#5 - WE BUILT THIS CITY, by Jefferson Starship
the world is upside down. bad is good. the meek rule. from the apex(white rabbit), to the bottom of the barrel. i will never recover. how can i go on? hopeless, i am alone. black-cold-empty. Grace, you have killed me.
#4 - ABRACADABRA, by Steve Miller
abra-fucking-kadabra by steve fucking miller! the world is coming to an end. the human race is over. it's time. i see nothing but obliteration as an option. yes, there is evil in this world. this guy, the worst rockstar ever. 2nd to none.
WE HAVE REACHED THE OUTER LIMITS. SAVE YOURSELVES. GET THE WOMEN @ KIDS, CUZ I'M GETTIN' THE HELL OUTTA HERE! i ain't no hero. once you cross this line, there is no going back. you can never be the same.
#3 - ALL OF MY LOVE, by Led Zeppelin
I just shit my pants. the great led zeppelin reduced to this rubble. jimmy, stay off the booze. robert, time to check in. turn in your man card. you have lost your balls. again i say, zeppelin owned the 70's. drugs ruled. if you still are a fan, i suggest jumping into a river. life is too much for you. stop your suffering. it's less painful than this. BTW - Hot Dog, anyone? anyone?
#2 - WONDERWALL, by Oasis
i don't get it, i never will. don't want to. for this is poison. poison to the soul, heart, @ mind. this one will make you ill. this will take years off of your back end. you will welcome death. first comes madness tho. you will want to hurt yourself.
#1 - DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING, by Aerosmith
i hate you steve tyler. you have killed me. you have ruined your legacy, ruined your reputation. no honor, no dignity, a massive disgrace. the worst song ever ever ever! i puke, crap, pee, cry, weep, can't sleep, can't eat. this is evil with an east wind coming. coming to get us all!
congratulations ! stay off the fucking drugs!
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The humjob list evolves as an entity that will not die. A plague that will rise. Fight people, fight the good fight. Do not allow the evil greedy scumbags in music, TV, radio, WWW, destroy all that is good pure God given. The kingdom of heaven starts within. There are good people @ there is great music. Not in the mainstream, for the meek rule. Nevertheless you can find it @ for a lot less money. Listen to your soul, to your heart, for that is where GOD/JESUS-good-love-beauty-joy-fun-reside.
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL,
KEEPING THE HEART OF A CHILD,
ROCK - PEACE - LOVE - LAUGH,
FW Roman
CHAPTER THEME SONG; GIRL, by T. Rex
By the great T. Rex ! Youtube this song live in 1972, sung by the awesome Marc Bolen. Rivetting, stunning, yet so simple, pure straight from the heart. This is what it is all about! Fell in love with this song, I am proud to say, at the age of 10! How fucking cool am I ? Marc Bolen, another truly fabulous rockstar taken way too early by the evil of drug abuse. Heartbreaking to this very day. This performance, this is what a rockstar looks like, is, @ does. CHILLS, ELECTRIFYING !
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