THE NATIVITY @(Gabba Gabba Hey !)

Hey Ho, let's go !!

GO GO GO GOIN' TO A GOGO EVERYBODY!!! I just can't help it my friends, I got a need! i need to rock ! and it's not my fault !! swear to God ! GROWING UP IN THE 60'S WITH 8 OLDER BROTHERS @ SISTERS, WHAT YOU EXPECT ! WLS-am, WCFL-am, the top 40, 45's, Dick Biondi(spellcheck?), Larry Lujack(spellcheck?) ! THE BRITISH INVASION ! MOTOWN ! THE BIRTH OF HEAVY METAL HARD ROCK-N-ROLL !! ALBUM ROCK ! FM RADIO ! Acid rock ! tho i gotta tell you, i stopped using drugs and acid rock was no longer cool, no, not by a long shot and thank God for that !

 SPEAKING OF GOD:
 The holiday season is here ! LOVE LOVE LOVE CHRISTMAS ! the whole thing ! the music ! decorations ! trees ! lights ! gifts ! wrapping ! snow ! Santa Claus rules !!!! though i get confused about St. Nick, Kris Kringle, or Santa Claus ? what gives, 3 names ! Mid-nite mass rocks ! Family(this one not so sure. cuz we are related by an accident of birth, it does not mean I want to hang with you!). Friends(as long as they are sober! no wiggle room on the one). i seem to be missing something. what, tho ? I GOT IT ! 

                            THE BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

  Hypothetically, can you imagine how screwed up the world would be if Jesus Christ was never born ? and, today, the world is one effed up place ! In honor of JC, this chapter will have no F-bombs. the least i can do, no? cuz an F-bomb used accordingly can be quite effective when looking for impact ! 

 the birth of Christ, the most important day in the history of the human race ! honestly, if JC was never born, i believe the human race would be a thing of the past ! we would have annihilated each other centuries ago ! Nevertheless(yeah, that word again), we are one step away from destroying ourselves anyway, dontcha think ? what with the 3rd rate political, science, business, religious leaders we have left the fate of the world in, it's a matter of time now. the clock is ticking. enjoy it while it lasts. cuz it ain't. but i digress.

 The birth of Christ is often referred to as The Nativity, thus, the title of this epic piece of non-literature. In case you were wondering what in the hell you were reading here ! what we do attempt is clarity. I am a clarifier if nothing else. Is clarifier even a word? if not, then i just invented a new word ! Momma always said i was smart ! Yes, we clarify and if there is one event that needs clarity, the nativity is that event. and just in the Nick(get it?) of time for the holiday season is upon us and we all need to think much clearer about our lamebrain ideals, thoughts, and values ! most of these are utterly useless anyway, dontcha think? I mean look where all that nonsense has got you. 
  
  THIS IS WHY I AM HERE ! 

ANTI-SEMITISM; 
  We have the pregnant virgin, Mary the mother of God(Jewish). Joseph, her husband, the carpenter(Jewish), travelling through Bethlehem. Looking for a place to rest and to give birth to THE SON OF GOD and lo and behold, there is no room for them at The Inn ! Hogwash ! i say ! pure case of anti-semitism if i ever saw one ! No room, my ass ! The innkeepers saw the young pregnant couple and all of a sudden there is no room at the inn ! Bull, i say ! Bull !

 The inn owners, i am sure, saw the couple, did not like what they saw and refused them lodging. How much longer are my people going to have to put with this cruelty ? (for those of you who don't know, my grand mother was Jewish. this poor woman was put to death by the Nazis. but i will leave that for another day). Perhaps the owners were prudish, and did not approve of sex in a woman so young !  I'm sure they did not buy the story that Mary became pregnant by Immaculate Conception ! I mean who would ?
 Thank God Joseph believed her !

Nevertheless(yes!), a more blatant case of anti-semitism I have seldom seen. Where is the ACLU when you need them ? 

THE HOLIDAY SEASON;
 there is another theory being bounced about by scholars about there being no room at the inn. and they do have a point. IT WAS THE HOLIDAY SEASON AFTER ALL ! Busy time of year what with the shoppers and all that. People celebrating with family. Church goers and such like. MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, THE YOUNG COUPLE DID NOT HAVE A RESERVATION TO STAY AT THE INN ! Perhaps they did not make there reservation in time because of the holiday rush !  being young, perhaps the young couple took it for granted there would be a room. and who among us hasn't experienced this?

 NO WI-FI;
  I often wonder if Joseph was saving his sheckles and did not have an up to  date cellphone plan ! HE COULD NOT GET A SIGNAL ! Perhaps he was cheap and still had one of those flip-phones that we see some losers walking about with(i myself have a criket)! If only he had a 4G plan with Verizon he could  have called in time to make a reservation. He could have used WIFI ! but history tells us he did not have 4G, did not have access to WI-FI. 

 SO SAD REALLY.

THE 3 WISEMEN FROM THE EAST;
 so much confusion about these 3 dudes. who were they?  Seeing really bright stars(LSD trip ? i don't judge. i mean after all, who among us hasn't dropped LSD @ rode camels thru the desert?). 

SO, AGAIN, IT IS UP TO ME TO CLARIFY ! and reader, yes reader, you, i do this for you ! READER, HAVE YOU ABANDONED ME? WHERE DID YOU GO ? COMEBACK ! READER, PLEASE ! though if i was in your shoes, LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL! but i digress.

The truth, finally. the conspirators can now lay it to rest. The identity of the 3 wisemen has been uncovered ! the cover-up is over ! Yes, me, thru intensive research, knee-deep in intensive research mind you(knee-deep in BS also, tho you know this already!), years of time wasting, have solved the mystery of the 3 wisemen ! THANK GOD ! you say !  this is stuff the NSA, the CIA, the oval office, DEA, FDA, USA, FBI, NAACP, AA, PTA, and the girl scouts do not want you to know ! THE TRUTH, dammit, we seek the truth ! for those that seek the truth shall hear my voice ! 

READY SET GO !!!

THE RAMONES WERE THE 3 WISEMEN !!!!

 the 3 WISEMEN came from a region formerly known as "SEEBEEGEEBEE" and there names were DIDI, JOEY, and JOHNNY !!!! Yes, the 3 dudes were actually Didi Ramone, Joey Ramone, and Johnny Ramone ! Praise Jesus, we were right all along ! for have there ever been 3 wiser men in the history of this planet ? I think not.

 Riding camels is a falsehood. the boys got lost and their VW Bus ran out of gas ! of course it was a VW Bus, what else could it have been? the 3 fighting the entire trip. arguing over who is the biggest jerkoff !

 the bright lite ? They thought were a gas station only to be the guiding star to THE SON OF GOD !

 the gifts of gold, frankincense, Muir is false. the boys actually were smoking some Colombian gold grass and the story has been embellished over the centuries !  you know, cuz of the holidays and the kids. 

THE FACTS;
 #1 - From the East - Living in the Windy City, CBGB's is in the east !  
  I'm satisfied.
The Ramones - the coolest dudes of all-time ! and a more dysfunctional bunch you could never find ! this is why the cover-up !

THE NATIVITY;
Serious for one second. this is a personal message from me to the people who find any Nativity scene anywhere, objectionable. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GO AWAY AND JUMP INTO A          RIVER ! a nativity scene disturbs you? really? with all the jerkoffs, the evil, the violence in the world, a nativity scene bothers you? KILL YOURSELF ! for you have wasted your life. you add nothing to the common good. you are a loser ! your values and your brains are useless ! DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN !!!!

JESUS CHRIST TAUGHT US TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER. TO FORGIVE ONE ANOTHER. WE ARE ALL BROTHERS @ SISTERS !

How in the name of God, can somebody have a problem with this? Whoever you are, i do not want to know you ! who else anywhere is teaching this?  Jesus Christ saved the world. He saved it for us. He saves it from us. and the world because of Him, is a much more beautiful place. Thank you God ! 

  Regardless of all, there is love beauty joy happiness. There are beautiful people everywhere. Life is beautiful. there is love. 

 And we can thank Jesus Christ for that !!!!

ALWAYS BELIEVING WITH THE HEART OF A CHILD. FOR I THEN CAN SEE THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN WHICH IS WITHIN AND ALL AROUND ME ! 

                     MERRY CHRISTMAS,
                                               PEACE AND LOVE,
                                                                                      FW Roman

Chapter theme song is a Christmas song from of course, The Ramones !