Bobby Darin - Splish Splash

   BOBBY DARIN, WHO PUT THE CAPITAL C IN COOL  !!!! IT'S ALL 'BOUT FUN, GROOVIN', SHAkIN' IT BABY ! What this life is all about. The sentiment captures the real me to a T ! BOBBY DARIN, another great artist who left us way too soon. THANK YOU BOBBY !! 

         SILVER LININGS @ (Accentuating Positives)

   Turning negatives into positives, that, in case you were wondering, as I'm certain the vast majority of youse ponder regularly, is what I am all about. Another tidbit(come on !) of info into the dark recesses of my mind, body, soul, personality, belief system, psyche, . . . somebody slap me already, would ya ? For the masses that seek the truth about me, yours truly, FW, the DNA fingerprint of what I hold sacred, nearest, dearest as a drunk clings to a 30 pack of PBR beer, look no further than YouTube, for there, you will find me. Amidst(yes !) the clutter, dig no further than the fanfuckingtastic song "Rock Lobster", by the great B52s. 

  Holy smokes ! It's a corker ! Groovin'-swingin'-rockin', movin', dancin', YEAHHHHH !!! There it is, me, in a nutshell. Nothing further needs to be deduced(phew). Explore no further, for you are there. Everything you crave to know about me, yes me, FW, is encapsulated(now we're talkin) in that one oh so special song. 

  Furthermore(i am on fire baby), once found @ listened to, you will know. You will know the inner workings. Kinda scary becoming part of something greater than yourself, ain't it? Which is exactly what life is all about anyways, no? Well it is, dammit ! Smell the daffodils already would ya ? Christ's sake, what in the name of all that is holy(unholy?), are you waitin' for, in invite? Well here it is. A ticket to ride(thanks) to a better life. Thusly(score), a better planet for you @ I.

  That's what i'm talkin' 'bout ! Charity, understanding, compassion, perfection, seeking out new life forms. Boldly going where no man has gone before. (heard that somewheres before, Bible perhaps? OT ?).  STOP ! Mommy ! Make the bad man stop !(my cry during my worst hangovers). 

   Just go to You Tube @ rock ! You will not regret it. You will thank me. You will love me. As I, yes I, love you. And the world becomes a beautiful place again. 

                                                                   THANKS 

   Now you know some of the story. The story(epic saga is what it is) of my continuing descent into madness. It's not all bad, no. I look for the positives, the hope, the plus side in all things. For example, one of the gifts of madness is the fact that i am never alone. Never lonely. The Committee, always with me. Forever keeping me entertained, distraught, sleepless, skinny, @ never, ever bored. 

  Albeit(got it), when the tangled web of my synapses and receptors are fully engaged, I do sleep very well cuz i no longer have a conscience. and could give a rat's ass about you, me, everybody. Augh, getting tired now. 

  So there you have it. You are now in the circle of trust. elite @ exclusive. you have made it. Your parents should be very proud. 

                                                       GOD HELP YOU !  

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AND I FURTHER DEDUCE(Come on, anyone, anyone?)

   An unexpected consequence has erupted from the international feedback in regards to the hitherto(hoocheemomma) private lnfo in regards to my psychedelic personal info in regards to the previously released info about me.  WHAT ? EXACTLY. 
  
  We're gonna keep on keepin' on ! My posse has inexplicably demanded a new  moniker more descriptive of the real me. The real me being FW Roman, in case youse were wondering. Bagfuls of fan mail being poured onto my front lawn with hundreds of suggestions. The Committee @ I have reviewed and replied to all. But we could not possibly reply to all of them(huh?). From the mountain of mail, we have picked 2 which we feel  hit the nail of the bull's eye right outside the box by the cook in the kitchen which is hot. Both nearest @ dearest to my heart. 
  What we are asking reader, that upon hearing these 2 monikers(i hear your hearts beating faster), pik one that most reveals the true me, the God intended me. Tho it may seem like splitting hairs, we value @ trust your conclusions. 

  FIRSTLY (?) - THE CAT'S MEOW -
  The overall #1 picked in the demographic represented by Leila @ Logan(the 3 @ unders). By a landslide, not even close. As big a blowout victory as the red takeover of the USA in this past national election. Except, here in our Jackass state of being, Illinois. Whereupon(it's all comin' together), on this nite of the red blitzkrieg, our very own great ex-senator Kirk(R), got his ass whooped. Soundly-huge. This JA exposed beautifully. THE #1 LOSER OF 2016, BY WAY WAY FAR !!! I get a lot of personal satisfaction out of this. Makes me feel like dancin' ! 

   The 3 @ unders look @ feel about me as this huge Teddy with kindness, comfort, gentleness, grace, sweetness, warmth, giving, loving, providing, protector, tolerating, patient, allowing humans to be human, but mostly fun, happy go lucky Bear (i shed a tear). My mother often said the same (tugs at my heart, i dab a tear). 
  But, alas(i'm on fire), it is not my opine that matters, no, but yours. 

   Add selfless to my cat's meow personality.  

  And B - BORDERLINE BURNOUT WITH QUESTIONABLE SOCIAL SKILLS -

  This one is not to be glossed over. A strong moniker with conviction (and don't we all crave that?). Does strike a cord, does it not? For it does attack the real me, the inside me that makes me more than what you see, feel, hear, touch, hug, kiss, have sex with, . . . (oops, sorry sorry, tangent, there i go, again). 

  So reader, what we are asking here is for your feedback. Am I more The Cat's Meow (the crowd in a frenzy !) ? Or, A Borderline Burnout With Questionable Social Skills ? 

 BOTH NEAR @ DEAR. 

  To add incentive, the 1st 100,000 replies will be rewarded for their constant care, companionship, loyalty, @ donations. The 1st 100,000 lucky ones shall be awarded with an all expense paid weekend getaway with me at the local VOP-PADS(homeless shelter) !!!!! The crowd beside themselves now !!! Ripping their hair out !! Teary eyed weeping out of control pillaging !! 

WHO KNEW LIFE COULD BE SO GOOD ? 

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  I did. What do you think i am here for? For there is a God. God does exist. God is awesome @ Jesus is a Rockstar !! and i believe with the heart of a child. Then i see the Kingdom of Heaven, which is found within @ all around me. 

  For God @ His beloved son are our LAST-BEST-ONLY-HOPE. Don't ya think ? 

  Join us. For this does make the world a much more beautiful place. This beautiful place is found within, and is an inside-out job. Then you got something. That's what i'm talkin' 'bout. Something to behold. Something to cherish. Something greater than yourself.   

THE BEST LIFE HAS TO OFFER. 

 Which is the only way to live in this ever becoming upside-down planet. 

PEACE-LOVE-LOLLIPOPS-BUBBLE GUM-RAINBOWS-SUNSHINE-ROCK !!!!

                                                                             FW Roman, or

                                                                             The Cat's Meow, or

                                                Borderline Burnout With Questionable Social Skills

                                                              

   

    

    

    
      
           

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Gimme Back My Bullets - Simple Man

 THIS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT !! BADBADBADASSSS !!! THIS BAND A GIFT FROM HEAVEN. Ronnie Van Zant was a musical genius. The original band was with us for such a short period of time, their body of work is staggering. Tragically, Ronnie, along with several other band members were killed in a plane crash Oct. 1977. 

   POW POW POW @(Jury Duty-weeeeeeeee !!!)
  Guns @ bullets ! pow pow pow ! The Windy City's fave past time. Baseball? NO NO NO ! You got it all wrong ya see? Has all my teaching gone for nought? Listen closely, and you will here the beat, POW POW POW! The heart of the windy city. What we hold nearest @ dearest. Shooting people is our passion. It is our soul. 2nd to no other attraction or activity in @ around our fair city. Business hours are extremely accommodating, very flexible, 365-24-7. We are never closed. Business-BOOMING!(get it?). The #'s alone make any CEO happy as a little girl prancing thru a garden. And the holidays? We fully embrace the Christmas spirit in all it's glory. 
  For not only are we acknowledging the assholes pulling the triggers, we would be remiss in our duties if we did not pay tribute to every asshole politician, judge, lawyer, @ gun dealer embracing POW POW POW! Thusly, enabling this past time to flourish as never before.

         BRAVO  !!  YESSS  !!   TAKE A BOW !! 

  For in this fun friendship activity, we are certainly NOT THE 2nd CITY !!  Not on this one, no, 2nd to none. We snigger at the big apple! we mock the motorcity ! we guffaw at the city of angels. And we pee all over any major city in the good ole US of A ! 
                                                THANKS 

GUNZnBULLETS - POW POW POW, POW POW POW !! 6 shots, the holiday spirit in all it's glory. brother embracing brother. JURY DUTY - attempted murder, FUN! FUN! FUN! WEEEEEEE  !! Welcome to the underbelly of the human race. 
  I will never understand this mentality. don't want to. never had to, nor felt the need to own a hand gun. Nor an AK47. Nor a Tommy gun, for that matter. Nor whatever the gun industry has unloaded upon the good law abiding citizens of this country(catch the pun?). EVERY ASSHOLE IN THIS COUNTRY SEEMS TO HAVE A GUN OR AN ARSENAL. 

                                         HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ?
                                         HOW DID WE GET HERE ?
  The gun industry, useless politicians, @ butthole  media do every thing they can to perpetuate @ increase this ever growing problem. Our criminal court system is a goddam joke. And NOBODY!, nobody from the powers that be, has an explanation. Nor an opinion, for christ' sake ! 

NONE OF THESE MOTHER FUCKERS, GIVES A SHIT !  

PREZ "O" - How many violent offenders has this politician released upon the good people of the USA?  WAY WAY too many. What genius gave this person the authority to do this? Creating for all of us to enjoy, an even more violent society. What the hell is the matter with this guy? An accomplice is what he is. Hey Progs, none of you has a problem with this. none of you. Mass psychosis, brainwashed. Cuz "O" is your hero, your savior, your messiah who became so transparent, he became invisible. 
  
AND YOU ALL ARE STILL WONDERING HOW YOUR PARTY GOT STEAMROLLED IN THE LAST ELECTION. 

Question - Hey "O" @ his #1, mayor Rahm,  Chicago 2016, record #s in gun violence. AWESOME work youse 2. you got skills, the both of yas. well done ! bravo ! This is your watch. HOW IN THE NAME OF GOD HAS THIS BEEN ALLOWED TO HAPPEN?  The violent assholes have been unleashed @ these 2 sit back and say "what? we didn't do nothin". laughing all the way to the bank. the rich certainly do get richer. 
  And nobody on the left, nor the media shclepps, nor The Gops(republicans old guard), hold these 2 accountable for anything. HOW COME? 
  Senator Durbin - what bout you? This guy has been mia since the day he took office. 
  Ex-senator Kirk - nevermind. The most inept senator in the history of Illinois.

Q - for the Moops(democrats) - How have these people made the world a better place? A more peaceful place? No! more abundant? NO! Better schools? no! less violent? NO! less drugs? NO! HELL NO! 
Based on this criteria, these wisemen have been an utter failure across the board. 
  And the media morons love these people.
  Ceaselessly(woahh) making the USA a much more violent place. 

THE WORLD WE LIVE IN. HOW DID WE GET HERE ? WHOSE IN CHARGE, SATAN ?   
                                       
                                                          THANK YOU  

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BRIEF INTERLUDE - AAUUGGHH ! intermission

  My dog died yesterday. Saw my ex with her new boytoy. He was wearing my shoes. Filed for bankruptcy, again. IRS has a hitman looking for me. The banks foreclosed my home, again. What to do with my 90 something mummy @ da. They repossessed my 1996 Olds 98 with only 3 payments  to go. Sleeping at PADS tonite. It's not so bad. My boss won't return my calls. It's been 6 weeks, maybe I'm unemployed ? Applied for a LINK card, I was denied. The cigarette store stopped carrying my brand, $3/pack. Holes in my socks, shoues, @ underwear. Jay Cutler is still a Chicago Bear, the deepest cut of all. Saw my daughter out walking, she crossed to the other side of the street. My priest pretended not to know me in line at the Salvation Army Surplus Store. 

Moral of the story, "When it rains, put on the galoshes".  

Anecdote - When did Noah build the ark ? Before the rain. Before the rain. 
Profound, no ?   

                              !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JURY DUTY 12-5-16 summoned ; 
  Irony. 11 years to the day my da shot ma. You  have got to be kidding? No coincidences. YEAH Johnny ! Bring down our next contestant ! The world does have a sense of humor. Hallmark moments, Christmas memories for all my family to rejoice during the holiday season. 
  Long story short, the charge is attempted murder. The defendant shoots his neighbor 6 times. The guy lives. Slamdunk-no brainer- guilty !
(SIDEBAR- both victim @ shooter, scumbags, yes). To be redundant, how do scumbags get their hands on guns, so readily, so easily ? EZ as a pack of smokes, hell, easier. The gun, a 357 Magnum. How did the guy live ? Can happen to anyone, right ? 

  The media assholes, the progs, the gops, @ seemingly everybody. has become indifferent to violence on our streets. Emotionally no different than violence on TV, the news, @ video games(video games should be banned). We are no longer the land of the brave, home of the free. We are the land of ambivalence, home of the coward. And the MA's love violence, good ratings, ya see ? The media is certain to be run by Satan. Politicians do not give a rat's ass, for if they did, the state of things would be radically different. Way too many citizens are asleep at the wheel(white suburbanites for starters). Ambivalence is our motto. Nobody cares. 

THE TRIAL ; 
   Yes, pull trigger 6 times against weaponless victim, guilty, no brainer. The defendant got dissed on the street by victim thus(whoooo), establishing motive. Being neighbors offers opportunity. Leaving your home with a loaded 357 magnum while victim is across the street suggests premeditation(put me on TV, for now I sound as the voice of reason, the voice of justice ! Give it to baby ! come on !). The shooter(for lack of better word) got beaten up by victim cuz the shooter was screwing the victim's wife, while said victim was in the joint himself ! 
 (SIDEBAR - I am certain the vic's wife is a prom queen, princess of the ball ! thinkin', just spittballin', said wife should probably be thrown into a river. just speculation, i'm not sayin', i'm just sayin').  
   Shooter is humiliated on the streets. beaten up. girlfriend now gone. So naturally he shoots the vic 6 times with a 357 magnum ! and who wouldn't? could happen to anyone, right? And the vic lives cuz the shooter is now an ALL-TIME LOSER ! 
  Victim not exactly a choirboy, having just got out of the joint himself. 

MY VERDICT - round up all 3, put them in a bag, @ throw them into a river. the world would be a better place. The underbelly of our species. Of course, i did not say any of this out loud. Another day of paradise in the Windy City. Don't think these 3 will be out collecting for the Red Cross anytime soon. 

THE VERDICT - 3 hour deliberation. 3 days in court. GUILTY -  easy. 

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12-5-05 ;
   Papa shoots momma. So inevitably, on this day of all days, 11 years to the day, i am summoned to jury duty. The charge is attempted murder, of course it is. Gun violence, naturally. Hallmark memories of my families' past, so ridiculously dysfunctional, it literally makes me ill. 
  Papa shoots mom. Mom lives, barely. the after effect is dementia and living as an invalid. Thank you, papa, you prick ! Daddy beats an attempted murder rap and walks away free from any criminal prosecution. He has 2 versions of the events of that night. In my eyes, this means guilty as sin. But that's just me. i mean literally, just me. Dysfunctional beyond. 

VERSION #1 - 
   An accident. sure. could happen to anyone, right? just as long you have a loaded gun in your hand, sure. 
   Papa knows how to handle a gun. why in the name of JC, does he have a loaded gun in his hand, when at home alone with my mother? Still a mystery. never explained adequately. 
  Could happen to anyone, right? not me, but you catch my drift. Guns are made to be used. Accident, ya see? and mom gets shot in the chest missing her heart by an inch. mom gets shot, not daddy, of course. 
  knowing my mother, she wishes that bullet hit her heart. for she has been an invalid ever since. 

VERSION #2 - 
   Papa gonna blows his brains out. My 80 year old mother has the strength to wrestle the gun away, saving daddy. But, alas, the trigger is pulled, and mom takes a bullet in the chest. Mom, not daddy, of course. One of those things, ya see? could happen to anyone. not me, but you get the picture. 
  knowing my mother, if she could do it all over again, she would allow the mother fucker to blow his brains out. 

PSA- to all who are planning on killing yourself relatively soon, via rope, pills, trains, or blowing your brains out. Go to the woods, go to the forest preserve, blow your fucking brains out and leave everybody else the fuck alone. 

MY VERSION ; 
    Papa is a compulsive liar. This is a case of murder/suicide. Daddy pops mom cuz he is a psychopath. Realizing what he has done, he loses his balls in the process, does not shoot himself, of course not, and calls 911. 

AND GETS AWAY WITH ATTEMPTED MURDER. everything in my heart screams this is what happened. 

                                              HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS !!! 

   My family, not exactly The Waltons. The world does have a wicked sense of humor. Irony abounds. This event and subsequent events following pertaining to my family can and does make me literally sick. There is no closure. Closure happened when my father pulled the trigger leaving my mother an invalid. 
   How did I not kill him ?  

                              +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

   Things happen that alter us. They shift our perceptions of life, this world, the human race, of our entire belief system. All of it got smashed during this period of my life. My ideals of family, good, being protected, love, hard work, et al, were gutted. My heart, my soul, my guts got ripped out of me. I am no longer the same guy. I am jaded. I am scarred. I am broken. 
   Not as warm, nor accepting. Not as tolerant, colder. Less faith in the human race. 
   Seemingly, all of our major institutions, court system, political system, our capitalist society, @ mostly the lying SOB's in the asshole media are ruled by Satan. All business, all of our government bodies, are being run by Satan. 
   By Satan, I mean evil, corrupt, chaos. Where truth, good, and justice are tossed into the scrap heap. Our nation has become indifferent, cowardly, Full of conflict, full of hate mongers, full of violence as an acceptable part of life. 

   The greatest trick the devil ever accomplished was convincing the human race he does not exist.  Chaos rains. All this is run by the devil. But, alas, however, upon further review, I AM NOT !!!

   For I, yes I, even me, am a CHILD OF GOD !!!  and evil cannot touch me. The devil cannot touch me. For he is a liar, a piece of crap, a fucking coward, nothing. 
   For I am never alone. Jesus is with me always, even to the ends of time. How do I know this ? HE TOLD ME SO. I am a CHILD OF GOD, I am blessed, and the kingdom of heaven is found within @ all around me. For I believe with the HEART OF A CHILD. Therefore, I have life, more abundantly, everlasting.  

                                              LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL                                                                                                                          GOD IS AWESOME                                                                                                                             JESUS IS A ROCKSTAR !!!

                                                               peace@love@fun, 
                                                                                                    FW Roman 

CHAPTER THEME SONG ;   "Gimme Back My Bullets" - by LYNYRD SKYNYRD
       
   Released way back in the 70's, a classic. This song is BADBADBADASSS !!
As good as anything in this era. This band, 2nd to none. Honestly, I think this band was a gift from heaven. The original band was with us for such a short period of time, @ their body of work is staggering. Ronnie Van Zant, lead songwriter @ lead singer was a musical genius. Tragically, he and several other band members were killed in a plane crash Oct. 1977. 

    AND TO THIS VERY DAY, THEY BREAK MY HEART.